I think I have found a photo that will suffice, and in my 4AM delirium, I thought I would share its hidden depths.
Fig. A - The hair. Oh, the hair. The hair has a mind of its own. Where is it going? Who knows.
Fig. B - The eyes are some ambiguous shade that is not brown.
Fig. C - The smile says, "I am vaguely amused, but stop photographing me."
Fig. D - The strap across my shoulder belongs to one of my many messenger bags. I always have a messenger bag on, and it always contains a deck of cards, a pen, a pencil, 2 moleskine notebooks, and my ipod.
Fig. E - I am wearing black because I own a lot of black things. I like black clothes a bunch. Black.
Fig. F- I am in front Trevi fountain which is actually as blurry in real life as it looks in this photo. This shows that once I had my photo taken in Rome. This is important for everyone to know.
I hope that this has served to show all of you that I am not a baby writing a blog. I am actually quite grown up.